ebay bashing

This is a ranting entry, so if you can't handle it, move on to the next post. : P. Anyway, every time I check out vintage clothes on Ebay, I always get really ticked. The amount of money people are willing to spend on shitty thrifted clothing is obscene. Take these few examples:


1. From Lullie Vintage:

This $86 dress is ugly as fuck. The model ain't all that either. Plus, the dress is UNHEMMED meaning it was waaay uglier before and that's why you didn't even bother picking it out when you saw it for $1.99 at the Goodwill.

2. From Maki Maki Vintage:

Whoever came up with this print was trying too hard to make it look like an animal print without it being an animal print. It's so unpleasing to the eye! You and I both know that this dress sucks and so does spending $93 for it.

3. From Nasty Gal Vintage:

Ummm, why would one spend $71 for a crappy skirt when one can get a similar skirt of similar/better quality from H&M for $5? It's not even a designer brand! Ugh, how this bothers me so! Oh, and is it just me, or is the model's outfit ALL WRONG?

4. Also from Nasty Gal Vintage:

This one definitely takes the cake. Whoever ends up paying $112+ for this "dress" is an IDIOT. It's a fucking ugly-ass night gown that was donated because the woman who wore it could not seduce her husband with it and subsequently had to get a divorce. Perhaps the dress worn in combination with the $71 blue skirt (as modeled in the photo) will give better results.


Yeah, yeah, I'm a total hater. The girls are super bangin' and obviously people are putting down a lot of money partially due to the sexy photos. I can only hope these suckers will buy my stuff too when I start selling clothes on Ebay again.