My fascination with Chloe Sevigny

I have a little side note before getting to the actual post: as I was researching for this blog entry, I was simultaneously chatting with a dear friend, Michael Patrick. To my surprise we were randomly looking up the same thing! While the saying "great minds think alike" is debatable, I know for a fact that Michael has a great mind. Thus, I will now take the opportunity to shamelessly promote Michael's music: Designer Drugs. You can read his most recent interview at Mochi and Beats, or download some new tracks via Discodust. Okay, now onto the entry...

Is anyone else having a love/hate relationship with Chloe Sevigny? I only ask this because she's been EVERYWHERE recently (at least in my sad, little world). She was on the cover of last month's Nylon magazine and is conveniently one of the new faces for the Chloe fragrance:

Photo from Work in Progress.

Maybe I'm the only one that feels this way, but Sevigny (left) is simply not up to par with Anja Rubik (middle) and Clemence Posey (right). And look here, Chloe is part of the new ad campaign for Japan's leading clothing retail chain, Uniqlo:

Photo from hypebeast.

Am I missing something? Sevigny is just as dead ugly as this candid(?) photo of her watching a tennis match:


She appears to be on the heavier side in real life, which, thinking it over again, makes me glad that she's actually deemed a model. I'll also give her plus points because I too am a fan of stuffing my face with popcorn (case in point: I bought two bags of popcorn at Trader Joe's a few days ago). As Michael hinted, there's just something ephemerally sexy about Chloe. Maybe you will find this photo of her and ex-lover Harmony Korine (director of "Gummo") as charming as I did:

Photo by Mario Sorrenti

Besides looking pretty, I guess Chloe has plenty of other things going for her. For one, she babysat Topher Grace (aka Eric Forman on "That 70s Show") [1]. Also, her brother Paul Sevigny is the owner of the exclusively hipster NYC bar, Beatrice Inn [2]. Okay but seriously, she's actually quite the impressive actress. I'll admit, I really liked her in Larry Clark's "Kids". Oh yeah, and who could forget that she got the chance to suck Vincent Gallo's big, fat penis in "Brown Bunny"? Unlike somebody who will remain nameless, I will spare you that image.

[1] Wikipedia
[2] Michael Patrick